"You know it's been too long since you've rode when:"
 

You find a petrified frog in your only pair of riding boots.

I should have taken a picture - Ken

When I've been visiting this site and others far too often.

Mice have built a nest in your exhaust pipe. (sad to say)

when i'm getting restless,feeling annoyed and can't find peace within myself.
sometimes i feel a bit grumpy, wondering what is going on with me and where it came from,and all of the sudden realizing that all you really need is a ride on the gasser to go clear your mind :rolleyes:

i know this is somewhat more serious then previous posts but this really happens to me quite often...

hannes.

Your wife says "You need to go ride your motorcycle!"
Yes, dear!

When you last rode bikes they had two shocks on the swingarm.

That's funny! My wife does exactly that...This time of year, it's hunting. Any other time is riding.

This actually happened to me this weekend.

Its been at least 4 months since I rode my GG. Its been to damn hot here but this past weekend, there was a fun run down by Perry Mtn, not at PMC but close by. A place that had not been ridden since the ISDT 2 day qualifier back in the 70s! I had to go. I got there, unloaded my bike, removed the "butt plug" from the silencer and there was friggin' MOLD on the butt plug!
The trails were perfect! Perfect traction, no dust, just a little bit of mud. Had a great time! Ready to ride again. Oh and my bike started on the second kick after sitting for all that time.

Maybe our 2011's aren't obsolete after all :cool:

Umm Uh! What was the question?