Who is that guy?
That's a thought, but the club and other riders would be able to tell you were an imposter.
1. I'm 40 lbs heavier than you.
2. I have hair, you don't. (Did you lose a rastling match or something?)
3. I ride on the pilot jet, you ride the main jet.
4. My bike goes to the line perfectly clean. Nuff said about that one.
...and lastly,
5. I ride the Super SUPER Senior C- class where we have to pit for a shot of Geritol and a quick hit from the oxygen bottle by lap 2.
You haven't even used your 1st tear off at that point!
Dude, just stay away from Micky D's the morning of the race. I'm sure everyone would appreciate it!
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