Spent shock fluid!! Nom nom nom..
Wasn't that long ago I stuck a drop tray with some old suspension fluid under the husky 125 to change the tranny oil. Had it on the triangle side stand (hooks into rear axle). She was done up nice and tight, so tight actually that the torque pushed the whole bike over. With the other hand I tried to hold the bike which pulled me right into my bucket of oil. Flipped it 180, over my shoulders, down the front of me, legs, feet... all over the floor!!
I cleaned it up, put the bike back on a lift stand. It still needs to have the oil changed.