Oh wow... That put a smile on my face....
Now planning a trip to Australia to mooch off my friend jakobi!!!
Imagine this picture - jeff shows up at your door and says - "I lost my wallet - can I sleep on your couch? Do you have a bike I can borrow? And I think I might have left my wallet at the pub down the road... Do you mind going with me to look for it? We can get a drink while we are there.."
jeff