Glenn, you're a nut! I love it. My guess is that if super glue and duct tape will fix you then you'll not be wasting time in a hospital. When bitten by a canebrake rattlesnake I actually called a friends dad to get his opinion as to whether to go to the hospital or not. I'm quite sure you'd do something similar based on your postings
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Always carry super glue.....2 inch cut on my wrist that exposed a vein.....super glue! Saved me a fortune compared to hospital! Couple years later the wife cut her hand between thumb and first finger on a broken glass while washing dishes. It was horrible. She refused to go to the hospital and kept reminding me that I didn't when I was cut badly. So, "fish" antibiotics and super glue to the rescue. My wife is tough and that wound was crazy bad. I'm not a doctor and don't pretend to be one on the internet but I can say that in my life a bottle of peroxide, some "fish antibiotics" and super glue has saved us a ton of money over the last 30 years!
Dogs get in a fight.....big gash....Peroxide, super glue and fish antibiotics......Slice your hand open with a razor knife..... Peroxide, fish antibiotics and super glue.......
See that trend?
Stick through the leg, wow, I'd not trade you that one for my snake bite! That gave me chills!
Ed