"You know it's been too long since you've rode when:"

[gasser]

You find a petrified frog in your only pair of riding boots.

I should have taken a picture - Ken

[gasmonkey]

When I've been visiting this site and others far too often.

[johnnyo]

Mice have built a nest in your exhaust pipe. (sad to say)

[hannesd]

when i'm getting restless,feeling annoyed and can't find peace within myself.
sometimes i feel a bit grumpy, wondering what is going on with me and where it came from,and all of the sudden realizing that all you really need is a ride on the gasser to go clear your mind

i know this is somewhat more serious then previous posts but this really happens to me quite often...

hannes.

[Clay]

Your wife says "You need to go ride your motorcycle!"
Yes, dear!

[forgiven]

When you last rode bikes they had two shocks on the swingarm.

[bowhunter007]

Originally Posted by Clay

Your wife says "You need to go ride your motorcycle!"
Yes, dear!

That's funny! My wife does exactly that...This time of year, it's hunting. Any other time is riding.